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Hesitating Beauty
sleeping aids and razor blades
17 April 2008 @ 11:00 pm
13 April 2008 @ 03:29 pm
03 April 2008 @ 10:58 pm
14 February 2008 @ 03:21 pm
dear walmart, you fail at not having any college-ruled superman or spiderman notebooks. nobody cool uses wide-ruled paper, you shoudl know better. thanks for the free donuts though
listening to: damien
26 December 2007 @ 12:51 pm
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/st
it's easier to make her switch if you do it out of the corner of your eye at first. and then take some advil.
it's easier to make her switch if you do it out of the corner of your eye at first. and then take some advil.
03 October 2007 @ 01:38 am
they're replacing the windows in the house next to the one I'm house-sitting at and there were these really suspiciously-body-shaped tarps in the yard that disappeared over then night
i had a dream IN hentai two nights ago; i don't recommend it
this is what happens when youre away from technology=porn / sex / for 7 days?
this is what happens when youre away from technology=porn / sex / for 7 days?
listening to: we suck younggggg blooooooooodddd
"so getting asked to join a facebook group, that's like getting asked to the prom! and not getting asked, is like you're lizzie."
z: then what do they call goat meat?
mom: oh, jewish people I think, honey
dad: (quotes paul mccartney)
mom: oh, jewish people I think, honey
dad: (quotes paul mccartney)
listening to: allen toussaint
the dentist said that my teeth were "good enough for a liberal"
they'll probably fall out
is that a metaphor for going insane, having your teeth fall out? thomas pynchon or someone...
probably not but it certainly fits
they'll probably fall out
is that a metaphor for going insane, having your teeth fall out? thomas pynchon or someone...
probably not but it certainly fits